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A train's dining car is a diner.
"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."
A subway train waits with people at the tracks.
'I'm sorry, I only date other engines. Maybe a caboose if I were desperate . . . but a boxcar?! Please!'
'I've reserved that seat.'
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"
The hick from the sticks