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"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, pet dog, pet dogs, going home, coming home, home time, hometime, switch, switched, swap, swapped, woof, irritating, irritant, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, human traits, human trait, human characterstiucs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, grumpy, grump, disgruntled, bad day at work, lousy day, bad day, bad days, pay back, pay-back, taste of your own medicine, karma, revenge, inconsiderate
'Would you mind switching seats with me... I'm actually terrible at parallel parking.'
"A.T.&T. sent this drink over in the hope that you'll consider switching your long-distance provider."
Tags:advertisement, advertisements, advertising, ad, ads, long-distance provider, long-distance providers, phone company, phone companies, long distance, long distance call, long distance calls, sales tactic, sales tactics, aggressive, aggressiveness, aggression, cafe, cafes, switch, switches, switching, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile provider, mobile providers, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, consumerism, intrusive, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship
"What say this week you be the cat and I'll be the dog?"
Harriet, you should really switch plans if they charge you for roaming. I mean, we're buffalo - that's what we do.
Tags:mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, cell, cellular, roam, roams, roaming, call, calls, calling, buffalo, cow, cows, plan, plans, talk, talking, communication, communicate, ring, ringing, charge, charges, charging, advice, advises, advisor, switch, switching, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Man is dark when the lights turn on.
'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'
Fred Philpot, Born 1944.
Tags:let it all hang out, hippie, hippies, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, hip, corporate, corporation, switch, switched, eighties, 80s, 1980s, statue, statues, memory, memories, life, change, changing, businessmen, businessman, generation, generations, middle age, middle-age, play on words, mid-life, baby-boomer, baby-boomers, monument, monuments
'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'
Tags:egypt, egyptian, egyptians, sphinx, sphynx, lion, lions, body, bodies, sculpture, sculptures, build, builds, building, buildings, built, change, changes, changing, changed, second thought, second thoughts, switch, switches, switching, switched, pharaoh, pharaohs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."
Tags:high definition, high definition channel, high definition channels, high def, switch, switches, switching, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, bartender, bartenders, transition, transitions, standard definition, outdated, change, changes, change over, changes over, changing over, switch, switches, switching, booze, hard alcohol
"I always wondered who got my transplant."
Tags:transplant, transplants, head, heads, body, bodies, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, meet cute, meets cute, meeting cute, head, heads, disembody, disembodied, cocktail party, cocktail parties, donor, donors, swap, swaps, swapping, body swap, body swaps, body swapping, switch, switches, switching
"This is where you'll be working. Don't worry if it's confusing at first, you'll have training."
Why dyslexics have lower electrical bills...'No' (on switch).
"Hold on-I think you got my toast."
The American Tearoom, Moscow
Tags:reversal, reverse, role reversal, culture, cultural, culture switch, switch, switched, counterpoint, american, tea, tearoom, tearooms, russian tearoom, russian, russia, russia tea rooms, russian tea, teapot, gourmet, high society, teabag, teapot, tea bag, tea pot, exotic, exoticism, exotically, travel, foreign, foreignness, difference, different, parody, parodies, cafe, cafes, service
"Yup. I'm guessing there's your problem."
Tags:switch, switches, on switch, on switches, off switch, off switches, flip a switch, flipping a switch, problem, problems, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, flip, flips, flipping, master switch, master switches, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, repairman, repairmen, repair, repairs, repairing
"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
Tags:animal, animals, fish, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, catch, catching fish, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dining out, ordering, ordering food, fresh, fresh food, food, meal, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, role reversal, role-reversal, reverse, reversed roles, reversed, switching places, switch, swapping places, swap
Trouble in paradise
'Did I tell you about the power behind the throne?'
"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."
"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."
'Darn these hooves! I hit the wrong switch again! Who designs these instrument panels, raccoons?'
Trying to switch on the computer.