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'I bring news from the office.'
'Are you interested in a fixed income annuity with guaranteed safety of principal and substantial income for life?'
'Yikes! I wonder how long his flight has been delayed.'
'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'
'In retrospect, we should never have booked this titanic-themed cruise.'
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'Actually, I know him, and he's not really lost. He's vacationing in Atlantic City!'
'Why do the kids always bury me next to some beach bum?'
Blago gets 14 years.
Snowman dreaming of surfing.
'Tuscany, Tuscany, Tuscany...'
'It's a working vacation - Hawaii for me, while my husband stays here, working to pay for it!'
'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'
'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'
'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'
'This is nice but I should be back at the Capitol peddling influence.'
'You're going on vacation? May I go with you?'
'It's good to be back, Ms. Norton.. did anything important happen while I was away?'
Away From it All Exit
'Ocean sounds will not be heard. Instead, here's an Ad for investment opportunities in offshore oil drilling.'
The bulb family leaves for vacation
Un-Cover Your Lens.
Missing Persons: 'He took one of those 'Go now- Pay later' vacations and he never came back.'
'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'