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"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, passenger, passengers, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, airport, airports, air travel, customer experience, customer experiences, booking, bookings, unhappy customers, dissatisfied customer, dissatisfied customers
"It's best to have an appointment but if you want to come by we'll try to get you in."
Tags:appointment, appointments, booking appointments, no appointments, toilet, toilets, office toilet, office toilets, queue for the toilets, queuing for the toilet, queuing for the toilets, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, desperate, desperation, inconvenient, inconvenience, admin, administration, booking, booking in, booking an appointment, booking appointments
'That flight is totally booked, but for $100 I can arrange for you to ride in the lavatory.'
"I'm afraid we're booked solid through the holidays, but if you'll give me your address I will send you an application for the second week in January."
"I'm afraid you'll have to speak to my agent!"
Tags:actor, actors, singer, singers, musician, musicians, entertainer, entertainers, performer, performers, famous person, famous people, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, talent agent, talent agents, agent, agents, booking, bookings, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death
"Ow! Don't smush so hard, meatball!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, fingerprint, fingerprints, fingerprinting, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, smush, smushing, squish, squishing, hurt, pain, painful, booking, arresting, arrest, arrests
"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
Tags:discount, discounts, offer, offers, booking, bookings, booking online, booking offer, booking offers, scam, scams, internet scam, internet scams, oblivious, obliviousness, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacationing, plan ahead, planning ahead, false economy, travelling, inconvenience, inconvenient, booking site, booking sites, bad offer, bad offers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
'Could it be under another name?'
Demon vacation company
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, visit, visited, visiting, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveled, travelled, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, demon, demons, devil, devils, hell, satan, satanic, evil, possess, possessed, possession, demon possession, exorcist, exorcism, exorcisms, booking, bookings, itinerary, itineraries, planning, planned, plan, plans, ownership, control, controlled, evil spirit, evil spirits
"You are entitled to one call, one fax, or one E-mail."
'I stole some guy's identity. Turns out he's a pianist, so I'm giving a concert next month in Paris.'
"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"
Tags:overbooked, overbooking, overbookings, overbook, overbooks, flight, flights, airline, airlines, plane travel, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, fly, flies, flying, airport, airports, plane travel, greed, greedy, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, train, trains, training, hassle, hassles, hassling, booking, bookings, reservation, reservations, voucher, vouchers, travel voucher, travel vouchers
"You're confirmed for Sunday at 5:30 A.M. in your bed, sound asleep."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, host, hosts, maitre d', maitre d's, reservation, reservations, reserving, date, time, cause, appointment, appointments, confirmation, confirmations, confirming, booking, bookings, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, restaurant, restaurants, upcoming, future
Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...
Tags:audition, auditions, auditioning, try out, tries out, trying out, tryouts, pet, pets, pet trick, pet tricks, animal trick, animal tricks, dumb, stupid, david letterman, late night talk show, talk show, talk shows, late night talk shows, booking agent, booking agents, booking, bookings, guest, guests, talk show guest, talk show guests, fifteen minutes of fame, 15 minutes of fame, talent, talents, talent show, talent shows
Joseph and Mary at the Inn.
'The new automated systems have cut patient appointment times in half!'
When woodworms eat out.
"I'm thinking of drinking and smoking a lot and getting really fat so I'll need a full check-up in July 2007"
"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."
Tags:travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, trip, trips, tourism, tourist, tourists, booking, making a booking, bookings, booking a trip, booking a tour, tour, tours, travel agency, travel agent, travel agents, war, wars, dangerous, risky, war tourism, war tourism, warzone, warzones, war zone, war zones, war-zone, war-zones, conflict, conflicts, modern life
"Lucky you. We've just had a cancelation."
'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking listings for airline arrivals...departures...bankruptcies...'
'There's a fifteen minute wait for people we like, and a forty five minute wait for people like you.'
'I have an opening next month, may I pencil you in?'
"I believe this is your table"
Tags:reservation, reserved, reserve, booking, pre-book, pre-booked, flamboyant, flamboyance, table, tables, restaurant, restaurants, restraint, eating out, dining out, style, eccentrics, eccentric, stylish, loud, clothes, fashion, exuberant, fashionista, flashy, flash, customer, customers, waiter, server, couple, couples, date, extrovert, introvert, extroverts, introverts