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Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
Tags:bakery, bakeries, pastry shop, pastry shops, display, displays, display case, display cases, baked goods, pastries, pastry, muffin, muffins, baker, bakers, cashier, cashiers, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisons, incarceration, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, visitor, visitors, visitation, visiting, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, through the glass
"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
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'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'
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"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."
"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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"White Collar Prison"
"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
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'I could only get you a plea bargain of ninety years without parole. But... That's life.'
Tags:prison, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jailed, jails, jailer, jailers, prisons, prisoned, imprisoned, convict, convicts, convicted, lawyer, lawyers, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, parole, paroled, paroles, life sentence, sentence, sentences, sentenced, thats life, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"This is what happens when ethical standards are set artificially high."
Tags:ethics, ethic, ethical, white collar crime, white collar criminals, crimes, criminals, jail, jails, jailed, prison, prisoners, prisoner, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, incarceration, incarcerated, standards, standard, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, moral, morals, morality, virtue, virtuous, virtues, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, convicted
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."
Tags:interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, jail, jailed, prison, prisons, inspect, inspections, pretty, criminals, criminal, cell, cells, jail cell, home comforts, comfort, comforts
"This wouldn't be so bad if they'd pipe in some jazz."
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"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."
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"I know you're hurting. We're all hurting."
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'Y'know, if you think about it, this is like the ultimate 'Go to your room' thing.'
"I keep pretty busy on the outside. If it weren't for these occasional incarcerations, I'd never get any vacation at all."
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"For what it's worth, I pardon you, Marvin."
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Prison Reading Material
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'Your last hope is on the Appeals Fairy.'
"I want to thank all of you for a fair trial and if you're ever up Leavenworth way don't fail to drop in and see me."
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"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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"See if you can get my sentence reduced to a two-book deal."
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A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.
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