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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."
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'I make a motion that we adjourn and quietly leave the room before we screw this up.'
"The resolution has been made and seconded that we stick our heads in the sand."
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'I second the motion that we keep a low profile.'
'And the vote to have a unanimous consensus passed five to two.'
"This meeting was called in order to discuss the meat. It has been pointed out that there is no more meat. A motion has been made to fight over the bones."
'Miss Wilkins, would you please have the meeting planner locate someone to second my motion?'
"...Kowalski moved that we all yell for help, skidmore seconded the motion and that's where we stand."
"According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted."
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"Gloria, am I supposed to be mailing it in or just going though the motions today?"
'It has been moved and seconded thtat we add a leaf to the table. All in favor...'
"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."
"A motion to democratize the board has been made and quashed."
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"The motion is favorited and retweeted. Meeting adjourned."
"All those in favour of moving the decimal point..."
'What I'm about to suggest, your honor, will take thought, a bit of imagination, and yes, creativity.'
'Jamison has made a motion that we try to make the squiggly line go up. All those in favor...'
'I would like to forward a motion to end this ceaseless bleating of idiots.'
A classic example of Poultry in Motion.
'That's four ayes and one neigh.'
'Motion seconded!' (golfers)
'I second the motion that we stick to the plan of having no plan.'
'For the motion 3 votes, against the motion 1 vote.'
'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'