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"Oh hell! I'm just a fraud with a five day fraudcast!"
Enemy of the people.
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"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."
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"To get people's attention we're naming climate events after horror movies."
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The Weather Channel Fall Lineup
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"And now, here's Dr. Frank Friedman to kvetch about the weather for you."
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In case of prediction error: Umbrella in glass case.
"Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons are falling upstate, while simple showers of sulfur and nitrogen are blanketing the central countries. Toxic air pollutants will be prevalent in all areas and may endanger some lower forms of aquatic life. For the rest of us, enjoy the sun and the weekend."
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"Looks like rain."
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"Was this in the forecast?"
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'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'
Honest Weather Forecasting
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Although the Weather Service hasn't predicted rain, certain indicators can't be ignored.
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Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'
Weather prediction is guesswork.
Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'
"Where's the bad winter they predicted?"
'Tomorrow, it may be warm and sunny... or cold and snowy... or rainy... or... hey, it depends on the weather, folks!'
'I can't find today's weather report. I guess I'll just make it up. Hahahaha!'
Poet in Hiding
"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."
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