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"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."
"I'd like to get my hands on the astrologer who told you that!"
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, prediction, predictions, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, bad guess, bad guesses, inaccurate, inaccuracy, revenge, vengeance, seek vengeance, seeks vengeance, seeking vengeance, couple, couples, married couple, married couples, bicker, bickers, bickering, row, rows, rowing, fight, fights, fighting
'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'
'Half of the numbers are accurate, that's why we're auditing the remaining 56%.'
"Truly a magnificent emperor! While Rome burns, Nero plays an instrument that hasn't been invented yet."
Tags:nero, emperor, emperors, roman, rome, romans, roman emperor, julio, claudian, julio-claudian, fiddle while rome burned, fiddle, fiddles, violin, violins, propoganda, flavia, flavian, fiddled while rome burned, rome burned, impressed, impressive, inaccurate, inaccuracy, historical, history, historical inaccuracy, fiddling, fiddling while rome burns, ancient rome, viola, toga, togas, ancient history
'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, track, tracks, tracking, tracked, tracker, trackers, inaccurate, inaccuracy, danger, dangers, dangerous, wrong, disagree, disagrees, disagreement, miscalculate, miscalculates, miscalculation, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'
Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)
Tags:archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists, memory, degree, degrees, undergrad, undergrad degree, undergrad degrees, college, colleges, university, universities, remember, remembers, remembering, memory, bad memory, inaccurate, inaccuracy, inaccuracies, learn, learns, learning, educated, guess, guesses, guessing, estimate, estimates, estimating
'It's four and a half minutes slow.'
"We Tell No One"
Tags:cross, crosses, evolution, evolve, evolved, evolves, science, scientific, sciences, biology, biological, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, dinosaur, dinosaurs, t rex, tyrannosaur, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus-rex, herbivore, herbivores, triceratop, triceratops, inaccurate, inaccuracy, historical inaccuracy, creationism, creation, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, discover, discovery, cross, christian, christianity
"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, evolution, evolve, evolved, evolves, science, scientific, sciences, biology, biological, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, dinosaur, dinosaurs, t rex, tyrannosaur, tyrannosaurus rex, tyrannosaurus-rex, herbivore, herbivores, triceratop, triceratops, argue, argument, arguing, inaccurate, inaccuracy, historical inaccuracy, enjoy, complain
'I've just heard the weather forecast, they say it could be hot...on the other hand it could be cold!'
"He's a weatherman, and even down here he's only right half the time."
Tags:weather forecast, weather forecasts, weatherman, weather man, weathermen, weather men, weather report, weather reports, predict, predicts, prediction, predictions, inaccurate, inaccuracy, wrong, incorrect, random chance, hell, hades, afterlife, afterlives, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, perpetual, perpetually, weather reporter, weather reporters, forecast, forecasts, forecasting
William Tell's Fatal Mistake.
"I tolerate their inaccurate weather predictions because I love their graphics."
Tags:weather, weather reports, weather predictions, weather prediction, weather forecast, meteorologist, meteorologists, meteorology, graphic, graphics, weather map, weather maps, weatherman, weathermen, weather, forecast, weather forecasts, forecasts, television, graphics, video, media, inaccuracy, inaccuracies
"Congratulations. The office rumors you spread have attained the stature of fake news."
Tags:news, fake news, false news, made up news, made-up news, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, gossip, gossips, office gossip, gossiping, inaccurate, false claim, false claims, inaccuracy, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, water cooler, water coolers, social media, internet, web, politics, elections, campaigns, office, political, political post, political posts
"Your consistency has been very impressive...100% wrong 100% of the time."
'...You threw the wild pass out of bounds, so you should go to Hell and get it back.'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, basketballer, basketballers, player, players, heaven, heavens, cloud, clouds, angel, angels, pass, passes, passing, passer, passers, passed, throw, throws, throwing, threw, hell, hells, out of bounds, inaccurate, inaccuracy, fair, retrieve, retrieves, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.
'According to the Global Positioning System, we're on the George Washington Bridge.'
Artist painting a man with a cello as holding a violin.
'Leonardo da Vinci at it again.'
Truth and lies
Clancy: Weather Predictions
'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'