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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
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'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."
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"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."
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"And now, here's Dr. Frank Friedman to kvetch about the weather for you."
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'I thought patchy, not striped fog was predicted for today.'
'Tommorow will be even brighter than today, thanks to my new anti-depressant...'
"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."
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"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."
"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."
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"He's a weatherman, and even down here he's only right half the time."
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Poet in Hiding
"I said I'll do the sports now!"
"I bet if the Weather Service was privatized, they could finally do something about the weather."
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Local Weather App - Raining.
"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."
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Finally they get it 100% right!
"Looks like we may be in for more rain!"
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Here's the 5 day forecast. To be honest, after tomorrow, your guess is as good as mine!
"What was the forecast for today?"
'We're under a tornado warning for Kansas, with a sixty percent chance of flying monkeys and scattered munchkins.'
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"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."
'Remember, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.'
'I don't like the look of that weather forecast.'