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"Those aren't buzzards, are they?"
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'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'
"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"
"Man, this is taking forever. Let's go find some fast food."
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'What goes better with road kill...red or white?'
"It's not carrion! It's carry-out!"
Carrion versus Carry-In Dinners
"Dang! They stuck us with a guy with piercings again."
Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!
'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'
'Shoot! There goes dinner!'
'I told you. I'll be home with dinner just as soon as it dies.'
"Table for two? Splendid. Something should be dead in twenty minutes."
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'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'
'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'
"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"
Tags:travel, luggage, bag, bags, suitcase, suitcases, carry-on, traveling, flight, air, ticket, ticket counter, tickets, airport, airports, queues, queue, queuing, vulture, vultures, carrion, misinterpretation, interpretation, bird, birds, scavenger bird, scavenger birds, board, boarding, airplane, aeroplane, airport, misunderstanding, pun, puns, carry on, luggage, buzzards, rocs, condors, vultures, swoops
'He's lasting longer than I thought, but that's OK, I'll wait: I brought a good book...'
"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."
Tags:buzzard, buzzards, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, vulture, vultures, scavenger, scavengers, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, bird watcher, bird watchers, bird watching, bird-watcher, bird-watchers, bird-watching, scavenging, buzzard food, carrion crow, carrion, carrions, carrion crows, pastime, pastimes
Food truck creates roadkill
An old man notices a vulture waiting on his scooter.
'Sorry buddy...carrion luggage only!'
'Got anything past its expiration date?'
'Uh-oh. This doesn't bode well.'
'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'