Tv Studio Cartoons and Comics

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'By the way, is this off the record?'

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

"Stretch it, we're running short."

"Won't anybody say anything?"

"Do you remember when the picture wasn't broadcasting properly last week? Viewers and critics are saying that was the most entertaining program we have broadcast in years."

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Showed me up you did, the only one politely applauding and wearing a tie!'

'Hang on a minute...'

'What's the fool doing? I distinctly told him to LIE in front of the cameras!!'

Michaelle Jean goes job hunting.

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

More Bad News for Network TV: The Insect Channel

Dalek toilet

"The network asked him to lower costs by making local content in China."

Major plumbing problems in the Comedy Central studio basement...