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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."
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"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."
"Something intellectual-I'm presenting a goddam writing award."
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"The award for best performance by a doctor in a TV interview goes to . . ."
Tags:doctor, doctors, tv interview, tv interviews, journalism, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, tv award, tv awards, television award, television awards, performance, performances, actor, actors, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, award, awards, entertainment industry
"This ought to bring in the young demographic!"
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"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."
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"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."
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The 2024 Deepfake awards
"I'm not going to sit here and make fun of the very people I'm wasting my time watching."
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"And lastly, I'd just like to say a big '*&$@' you to Mrs. Peters, my fourth grade teacher."
"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."
'...and the award for best newcomer goes to...'
"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."
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Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.
"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."
"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.'"
Tags:smart device, smart devices, smartphone, smartphones, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, award, television, telvisions, television show, television shows, tv show, tv shows, tablet, tablets, computer tablet, computer tablets, modern life, modern child, modern children, millennial, millennials, generation z, internet generation, internet generations, generation gap, generation gaps, internet, internet obsessed, internet obsession
"Overall I think the Awards ceremony was a GREAT success..."
'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'
A woman bows to the crowd
"Oh, I think Whoopi is a good choice, but I would have preferred Greenspan."
"Next we've got our awards for imperfect attendance."
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'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'
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"But what will I not wear?!"