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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
5 day forecast.
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'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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'... And looking at the extended forecast. We see the swarms of locusts moving out by the weekend just in time for another wave of burning hail.'
"She's moving northeast and she's intensifying."
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"I don't care what the revised forecast for the winter is. The wasps have built their nests higher up in the trees than usual, and that's proof enough for me."
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"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."
"Okay, okay...so the weatherman was right for once."
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"And now, here's Dr. Frank Friedman to kvetch about the weather for you."
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'I thought patchy, not striped fog was predicted for today.'
"I see rain in the near future. And for your full forecast, call me now and for ninety-nine cents a minute I'll tell you."
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'Tommorow will be even brighter than today, thanks to my new anti-depressant...'
"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."
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"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."
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"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."
"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."
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"He's a weatherman, and even down here he's only right half the time."
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Poet in Hiding
"I said I'll do the sports now!"
"I bet if the Weather Service was privatized, they could finally do something about the weather."
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Local Weather App - Raining.
"With rain in nearly every forecast, probably because of global warming, you know what's coming...so officially, we are now News & Sports at Six."
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