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Living next door to area 51
'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'
"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"
Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'
"And what about us?"
"Johnson, we'd better get the gun! I think there might be some really big rabbits living here!"
'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'
It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.
NASA rocket disturbs aliens
Care to revise your sceptical view of alien lifeforms, Daisy?
'Well, to be honest, you're not quite how I'd imagined.'
"If there was life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"