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"I broke up with another one. Do you want her picture too?"
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"OMG, here comes my old lover."
Tags:omg, lover, lovers, old lover, old lovers, ex-lover, ex-lovers, ex lover, ex lovers, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, awkward situation, awkward situations, socially awkward, social awkwardness
"Mordecai '3 Exes' Brown"
"Damn it, Stevens, this is business. I need you to fly out to Tulsa, and if there's someone you're trying to forget in Tulsa I'm sorry."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, business trip, business trips, relationship, relationships, breakup, breakups, broken up, corporate, corporation, corporations, couple, couples, ex, exes, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, heartbreak
'Whose idea was it to have a 'take your ex to work' day?'
". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"
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I heard to might be getting over me
Tags:flowers, bunch of flowers, gift, gifts, surprise, surprises, ex, exes, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, breakup, breakups, breaking up, splitting, split up, getting over, moving on, relationship, relationships, manipulative ex, manipulative exes, manipulation, emotional manipulation
"I call him my 'Old flame' because he really burns me up!"
'What we'll do for love is nothing compared to what we'll do for aggravation.'
'So you want me to 'let it slip' about the 73 Valentines cards that you got...'
"I've changed the locks and taken out a restraining order, so no, I won't be your valentine."
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"I'm sorry, but Pauline's sleeping now. With me! And she's mine—all mine! You hapless 3 A.M. ex!"
Tags:ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex husband, ex husbands, ex-husband, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex wife, ex wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, breaking-up, emotional baggage, baggage, possessive, possessiveness, jealous, jealousy, jealousies, relationship breakdown, relationship breakdowns, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns
"Please come back. My life is incomplete without you."
Tags:puzzle, puzzles, jigsaw, jigsaws, jigsaw puzzle, jigsaw puzzles, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, ex, ex-girlfriend, ex girlfriend, ex-wife, ex wife, ex-wives, ex wives, lonely, loneliness, incomplete, restaurants, restaurant, missing puzzle piece, missing puzzle pieces, lost puzzle piece, lost puzzle pieces, meeting for drinks
"What sort of flowers say, 'I promise to obey the restraining order'?"
Tags:stalker, stalk, stalks, stalking, restraining order, restraining orders, harassment, harassments, harassing, flower, flowers, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, florist, florists, pest, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends
"The only thing that I like about my 'Ex' is, precisely, that he is my 'Ex'."
'Of course I recycle. I previously dated Kent here back in 1998.'
Tags:recycle, recycling, recycled, recycles, recycler, recyclers, date, dated, dates, reuse, reused, reusing, unattractive, ex, exboyfriend, exgirlfriend, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, reunion, reunions, reunited, reunite, reunites, breakup, break up, make up, making up, make ups, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I think my ex still fancies me...like, why else would she buy me this neat new tie?"
Tags:hangman's noose, hangman, hangmen, execution, executions, death sentence, death sentences, tie, ties, noose, nooses, necktie, neckties, neck-tie, neck-ties, ex, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, fancy, fancies, delusion, delusions, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups
"Typical man! Just when I thought we were in a loving relationship...he goes and calls the cops every time he sees you hiding in the bushes outside his apartment."
"Bad luck definitely comes in threes...first my ex gets hit by a bus...then I lose my job as a bus driver...and now this!"
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"There are two things I don't like about him. . .His face."
"Just saying, Barry....Last chance!"
"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."
"I've got a new ex girlfriend...she asked me if her new jeans made her look fat...and I simply said, 'don't go blaming the jeans'."
Divorced: Ex marks the spot
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