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"Call it excessive if you like, but none of our guests have ever pinched anything..."
"Just what I've always wanted!"
"Policing's not what it was..."
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'Isn't it nice to live in an area where you can leave your door open?'
Man blames missing building on shoplifters.
"They will pinch anything around here."
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"Crime statistics are skewed in favour of people from the shires. Give us your wallet to help remedy the sorry situation."
"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"
"Be careful jack , he is carrying a knife!!!"
"See, I knew that I'd get crime figures down to acceptable figures!"
"Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime..."
'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'
'All I can say, is sometimes it's handy being able to run faster than a speeding bullet!'
'And here are tonight's headlines: Air crash in Iowa!...'
'Well, we've turned to crime to help us through the economic downturn.'
"These career criminals take things too far."
Please Wait Here To Be Attacked
'Hello, hello, hello...What's going on here then?'
"Hello?! My neighbour's being a real nuisance...he won't give me his wallet."
"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"
'Oh no! They've been pinched.'
Muggers ahead - Please have your bags ready
Robin' Hood's County