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"Let me back out- that was my car alarm."
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im a doctor, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car alarm, car alarms, selfish, selfishness, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, emergency, emergencies"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."
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technology, relationships, dating, security, security device, security devices, car security, car alarm, car alarms, disable, disables, date, dates, casual sex, alarm system, alarm systems, personal security, private security, security officer, security officers, casual encounter, casual encounters, mankoff"This is our loudest alarm, guaranteed to go off if any motorcycle comes within 200 yards of your parked car."
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alarm, alarms, car alarm, car alarms, loud, loudest, guarantee, guaranteed, guaranteeing, motorcycle, motorcycles, owner, owners, 200 yards, gps, signal, signals, detect, detects, detecting, detector, motorbike, motorbikes, protect, protects, protecting, protection, break, breaks, breaking, scratch, scratches, scratching, park, parks, parking, car park, car parksTo avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.
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car, cars, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, alarm, alarms, car alarms, car alarm, owner, owners, car owner, car owners, unattended, ignore, ignores, ignored, close to home"Actually, all they stole was the car alarm!"
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'The price includes floor mats, AM radio, and our basic anti-theft package.'
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'Autotheft alarm - who needs it?'
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