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Burglar Moving Co.
"Oh, sure, it's stolen, but now we have to get on with our lives."
"Do we want the label, too?"
Tags:art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, art, painting, paintings, stealing, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, art thief, art thieves, art theft, art thefts, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, label, labels, art lover, art lovers, thorough, criminal, criminals
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals, materialism, materialistic, worldly, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, personal possession, personal possessions, home improvement, marie kondo, kondo method, konmari method, tidy, tidies, tidying up, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up
"Artie, they took my bowl."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, crimes, burglary, burglaries, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, mess, messy, tied, tied up, bound, rope, ropes, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, food bowl, food bowls, dish, dishes, dog dish, dog dishes, food dish, food dishes, priorities, priority, guard dog, guard dogs, useless, bad guard dog, bad guard dogs, useless guard dog, useless guard dogs, security, home security
"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."
"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, opportunity, opportunities, business opportunity, business opportunities, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, self-serving, altruism, altruist, altruists, consumerism, consumerist, material goods, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, steals, stealing, burgled
"Before you come up, dear, don't forget to secure the perimeter."
'Need a reliable way of trying things together? Try super straps for only $19.95.'
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, hostage, hostages, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thieves, thief, televisions, television, tvs, advert, adverts, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, strap, straps, shopping channels, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'
All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'
'Oh no! We've been Bruegelled!'
"There's highway robbery."
"We were just headed to work. Can I call you back?"
Tags:career, career path, career paths, thief, thieves, burglar, burglars, robber, robbers, home invasion, home invasions, robbery, robberies, burglary, burglaries, criminal, criminals, inconvenient timing, bad time, bad times, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, return a call, returning a call, morning commute, morning commutes, commute, commutes, going to work, heading to work, headed to work, headed to the office
"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, suspect, suspects, burglary, burglaries, burglar, burglars, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivated, police investigation, police investigations, suspicion, suspicions, suspicious
"Nope. No, the top one. No, the other way."
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, home invasion, home invasions, home invader, home invaders, property invasion, property invasions, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, robbing, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, arresting, helpfulness, helpful, polite, politeness, lock, locks
Early Computer Hackers.
"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."
Tags:theft, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, stealing, crimes, criminal, criminals, petty crime, petty crimes, petty theft, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, raising kids, raising children, tack, tacky, junk, rubbish, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, ornament, ornaments, breaking and entering, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, swag, swag bag, swag bags, loot, looting, bad quality, materialism, materialistic
"Your money is perfectly fine, you can go to sleep now."
A Pilferage Problem.
"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."
Tags:masked intruder, masked intruders, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, wife, wives, husband, husbands, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murder plot, murder plots, mariticide, mariticides, marital problem, marital problems, crimes, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages
A piggy bank hangs up a 'stolen' sign.
"The are nice etchings, aren't they?"
"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."
Tags:data security, information technology, hacker, hacking, data thefts, hackers, data thief, data theft, data thieves, burglars, burglar, burglary, burglaries, identity theft, corporate crime, information theft, big data, big-data, white collar crimes, business intelligence, computers, internet, online, office, data custodians, data professionals