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"Officer, everything in the world is bothering me."
Tags:police report, police reports, complaint, complain, complains, complaining, annoyance, annoyances, grievance, grievances, patrol, patrols, patrolling, bother, bothers, bothering, petty, pettiness, officer, officers, patrol officer, patrol officers, local police, police department, police departments, waste of time, wastes of time
"Celebrity homicide. How may we help you?"
Tags:homicide, homicides, homicidal, convertible, convertibles, beverly hills, law enforcement, celebrity, hollywood, homicide division, homicide divisions, police, police department, cop, cops, police car, police cars, california, californian, los angeles, lapd, celebrity culture, lifestyle, california lifestyle, californians
"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"
Tags:lie, lies, lying, lie detector, lie detectors, polygraph, polygraphs, polygraph test, polygraph tests, overreact, overreacts, overreacting, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, interrogation, interrogations, interrogating, jump to conclusions, jumps to conclusions, jumping to conclusions, panic, panics, panic attack, panic attacks, get married, getting married, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, police, police department, police departments, confession, confessions, confessing
Underfunded Police Dept: 'Continue to resist and I'll be forced to rub my feet on this piece of carpet and touch you.'
N.Y.P.D. Good Cop/Bad Cop
"Well, if you haven't seen him, do you know a good recipe for puff pastry?"
"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
Tags:warning, warnings, burn, burns, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunburned, shirtless, shirtlessness, let off, let off with a warning, spf 50, sunblock, bad idea, bad ideas, police, police department, police departments, cop, cops, park scene, park scenes, public park, public parks, park, parks, faux pas
Good cop, bad cop, Terry Gross.
Tags:terry gross, fresh air, npr, national public radio, program, programs, good cop, bad cop, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewer, interviewers, police, police department, radio personality, radio personalities, police department, police departments
"Watch it. Here comes the law."
Tags:law, laws, starfish, starfishes, seastar, seastars, sea star, sea stars, police, police department, police departments, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, lawman, law man, paranoia, paranoid, paranoiac, paranoiacs, school of fish, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, ichthyologist, ichthyologists, ichthyology
"Sign here if you don't want to take part in a prisoner-abuse scandal."
Tags:prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prisoner-abuse, prisoner-abuse scandal, prisoner-abuse scandals, abu ghraib, war crime, war crimes, sign off, signs off, signing off, signature, signatures, human rights, human rights violation, human rights violations, human rights violator, human rights violators, cop, cops, police force, police department, police departments, tortures, enhanced interrogation, interrogation, interrogate, interrogates, experiment, experiments, experimental program, experimental programs
"Until we hear different, it's Jersey's problem."
Tags:jersey, new jersey, delegate, delegates, delegating, avoid responsibility, avoiding responsibility, new york, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, snob, snobs, emergency, emergencies, invasion, invasions, monster, monsters, police, police department, police departments, emergency worker, emergency workers, invader, invaders, invading, problem, someone else's problem, shirk, shirks, shirking
'Oh! I thought it was opposites attack.'
NYPD Siren Training
"Looks like crime is down."
Tags:police, cop, cops, police officer, police officers, police department, police department, police office, police offices, police station, police stations, precinct, precincts, hours, opening hours, sign, signs, signage, closing, public safety, crime prevention, budget cuts, neglect, off-duty, on-duty
"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."
"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"
Tags:fashion statement, fashion statements, superhero, superheroes, superhero outfit, superhero outfits, costume, costumes, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, uniform, uniforms, security guard, security guards, police, police department, police departments, dress code, dress codes, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, police officer, police officers
"'I'm going to kill you, Jenny Sue! Ha, ha, ha! Yes, I, Roger Z. Gramble, am going to kill you! 'No, no—don't!' 'Get ready, Jenny! Ha, ha, ha!' 'No, Roger—don't kill me!' 'Ha, ha, ha!' 'No, Roger!' ... "
Tags:telltale, telltales, blabbermouth, blabbermouths, bird, birds, pet, pets, parrot, parrots, repeat, repeats, repeating, parroting, giveaway, giveaways, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murder mystery, murder mysteries, kill, kills, killer, killers, coverup, coverups, cover-up, cover-ups, final moment, final moments, final words, homicide, homicides, homicide police, police, police department, police departments, police investigation, police investigations
Hipster Police Department
'Do any of these suspects look like the one who stole your invisibility potion, professor?"
Tags:police department, police station, police line up, lineup, lineups, crimes, criminal, suspect, identity parade, identity parades, suspect, suspects, criminals, perps, perpetrators, inventions, inventors, chemistry, professor, science fiction, invisible, invisibility, potions, theft, stealing, thieves, thief, petty crime, thugs, scientists, detectives
Unmanned drones are now being marketed to our police departments - ones that can be outfitted with shotguns and grenade launchers.
'... Anything you pantomime can and will be used against you in a court of law...'
Tags:police, police man, policemen, policeman, police officers, police department, police dept., patrolman, patrol officers, mime, mimes, pantomime, pantomiming, pantomimes, pantomimer, pantomimers, mime artist, mime artists, entertainer, entertainers, entertainment, arrest, arrests, miranda rights, law, citations, talking, criminals
'Jersey police - pullover!'
"I suppose one of us should call somebody."
Tags:fire department, fire departments, police department, police departments, emergency number, emergency numbers, emergency line, emergency lines, emergency number, emergency numbers, defer, defers, deferring, useless, uselessness, burn, burns, burning, buildings burning, huge fire, huge fires, sitting on hands