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"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."
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"Hey you! C'mere and hold up this guy's pants while I go through his pockets."
Victimless Crime Support Group
File this one as well will you Geoff...
Pull yourself together, get over it and move on.
'The thief got off, but I was sentenced to 6 months for leaving my door unlocked,'
'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'
'. . . Now take a left at the next pine tree.'
'Yeah, right, whatever. These days everyone's a victim.'
At that moment Spartacus realized he was the victim of identity theft.
Man points out Cupid in police lineup as the one who shot him with an arrow.
'I assume this means dinner will be late.'
"Number 3. Ask him if he'd be willing to go out with me."
'A carjacker stole my car, but I don't think he will get far.'
'Actually, it's a fake, but I've never been mugged.'
'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'
'What makes you think you're a victim of identity theft, Mr. Mackay?' 'Are you talking to me?'
We're not going to rush round just because you've had a gnome pinched...
There's been another rise in the number of allegations of rudeness and intolerance...
I've managed to put a positive spin on this month's crime statistics.
"Oh no, dear! I think I've been the victim of identity theft!"
'Thanks, number one. Number two, step forward and say, 'My, you certainly have a very attractive leg'.'
"No, I can't give you a description, but I'd recognise the lanky, buck-toothed, four-eyed, bald headed b*****d anywhere!"