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A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, armed, armed response, holster, holsters, military, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, firearms unit, firearm units, armed unit, armed units, violence, violent, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guarding, law enforcement
"I love being a watch dog but not when it's for a bunch of crap."
"Just keep yapping, some day, God forbid, you may be right."
Tags:yap, yapping, bark, barks, barking, woof, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, beware, beware of the dog, beware of dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, warning, warnings, sign, signs, guard dog, guard dogs, protector, protectors
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
Tags:vital link, vital links, homeland security, home security, security guard, security guards, security dog, security dogs, dog, dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, ego, egos, egotistical, egotist, egotists, big headed, big head, big heads, inflated opinion of yourself, department of homeland security
Sign next to a dog reads "Please beware of the dog"
"Pretend to ask for a raise."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, management style, management styles, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, intimidate, intimidation, guard dog, guard dogs, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, raise, raises, toxic work environment, toxic working environments
Office of Homeland Security: Beware of Dog
"Someday, my son, that will mean you."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, dog, dogs, pup, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, beware of the dog, guard dog, guard dogs, security, sign, signs, warning sign, warning signs, family, families, age, ageing, aging, son, sons, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners
"What about my fears?"
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pup, puppy, puppies, beware of the dog, beware of dog, warning, warnings, thought, thoughts, fear, fears, afraid, sign, signs, self image, psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, guard dog, guard dogs
"Artie, they took my bowl."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, crimes, burglary, burglaries, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, mess, messy, tied, tied up, bound, rope, ropes, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, food bowl, food bowls, dish, dishes, dog dish, dog dishes, food dish, food dishes, priorities, priority, guard dog, guard dogs, useless, bad guard dog, bad guard dogs, useless guard dog, useless guard dogs, security, home security
The Crime, to the Best of Tiger's Recollection
Tags:crimes, cat, cats, guard, guards, guarding, interest, interests, food, food lover, food lovers, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, guard cat, guard cats, feline, felines, can of food, cans of food, tinned food, canned food, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home protection, protection, cat food, pet food, useless, uselessness
"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"
Tags:beware the dog, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, home security, guard dog, guard dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, flirtation, flirtations, security dog, security dogs, come on, come ons, pick up, pick ups, pick-up, pick-ups, pickup, pickups, chat up, chat ups, chatting up, line, lines
"No need to be alarmed, Hargraves, unless I begin speaking German."
Tags:german shepherd, german shepherds, guard dog, guard dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management
'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'
(Beware of the dog)
"I feel like we've grown apart."
Tags:armchair, armchairs, barbed wire, barb wire, barbed wires, guard dog, guard dogs, marital problem, marital problems, wall, walls, battleground, battlegrounds, marriage problem, marriage problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, family life, family-life
"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."
Dog blows on dandelion.
"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
Tags:protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'
"Stay cool - we're picking up a lot of chatter."
Tags:chatter, gossip, gossips, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping, espionage, intelligence agency, intelligence agencies, spy, spies, eavesdropping, eavesdropper, eavesdroppers, eavesdrop, spying, military intelligence, gchq, nsa, national security administration, national security agency, guard dog, guard dogs
"'Release the hounds!' That's your answer to everything."
Tags:release the hounds, hound, hounds, rich, wealthy, wealth, one percent, 1%, attack dog, attack dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, old married couple, old married couples, bicker, bickering, bickers, rich men, old rich men, old rich white men, rich man, old rich man, old rich white man, answer to everything, broken record, broken records
"Pretend you're going to fire me."
A sign reads "Beware of dog"; a french poodle looks at the sign and says "Moi?".
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, beware of dog, security, protection, guard dog, guard dogs, poodle, poodles, french poodle, french poodles
"We're in for the night."