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Burglar Moving Co.
"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."
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"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
"Oh, sure, it's stolen, but now we have to get on with our lives."
"Larry had his identity stolen, but they sent it right back."
"Do we want the label, too?"
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"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
"It's O.K., we're faith-based."
"I'm only doing this because begging and borrowing haven't worked for me."
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"Burglary is in the eye of the beholder? That's a new on on me, counselor."
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"Me, too—but it's a good tired."
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
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'Look, we don't want any trouble! All we ask is that you sign this release form in case you get hurt while you burglarize our house.'
"This is an opportunity to simplify your life - don't blow it."
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"Don't be alarmed- This is just a negotiating stance."
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"Let's just say someone has slipped out of the top one per cent."
"Mr. Trump, we found the burgler."
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"What about my old age?"
"You're stealing the blanket."
"Before you come up, dear, don't forget to secure the perimeter."
"Hey, didn't I meet you at the trade fair last June?"
'Need a reliable way of trying things together? Try super straps for only $19.95.'
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"The police station is that way."
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