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'He wants to put his bones in safekeeping.'
A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.
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"I know how expensive women's shoes are, but take the goddam jewelry!"
A Real Find
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
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'Sure, it's all fun and games until someone loses an iPhone.'
'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'
'You mean you've been depreciating me ever every year since we got married?'
'You can't beat the old style security systems!'
"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."
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'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'
"I realized we weren't on the same page when he advised me to bury my money in the ground."
"Cash is tomorrow. Today we're carrying printer ink."
'We finally got an anti-theft safe for all of our most valuable curios. . . so if you want to view them, just ask Burl or me.'
The Collector's Corner
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"I love these Antiquing Weekends."
"One man's treasure is also another man's treasure."
The Blings - collectors of jewelry.
'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'
Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.
"Come! Join my cult! Bring your worldly goods in cash, silver or gold!"
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'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'
Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.
Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'