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'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'
"I came by my wisdom the hard way. I wrote fortune cookie copy for thirty years."
A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.
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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
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"Now I have a question for you."
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"I'm on sabbatical."
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"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."
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"Good question. I think I'll let my intern, Jason, field that one for you,"
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A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.
"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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"I get it!"
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"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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'Make me one with everything.'
"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."
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"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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"You can't handle the meaning of life!"
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"Randy, what's this ghastly idea of yours to stop worshiping money?"
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Buddhist holds a sign reading 'The End is Insight.'
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
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'The secret to finding all knowledge is to use exactly the right keywords when you google.'
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
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"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
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