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"We're hoping you can join us for a little drink at the water hole at dusk."
"I'm not taking any chances."
"You want your olive?"
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, olive, olives, bar, pub, drinking, drinker, drinkers, social drinking, beak, beaks, long beak, long beaks, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, stork, storks, cadge, cadging, scrounge, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, bottom of the glass, leftover, left over, leftovers, leftover
"Yes, it is hot in here."
"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, pub, bar, regular, regulars, patron, patrons, friday night, friday nights, repetition, repetitive, cliche, cliches, cartoonist, cartoonists, social drinker, social drinkers, social drinking, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drowning your sorrows, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Double Scotches for me and my super-ego, and a glass of water for my id, which is driving."
Tags:superego, superegos, super-ego, super-egos, psychology, designated driver, designated drivers, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, ego, egos, id, ids, psychoanalytic theories, mental life, the mental life, freudian, freudian theory, psychoanalysis, structural model of the psyche, instinctual trend, instinctual trends, scotch, scotches, split personality, split personalities
"O, that we could harness this wisdom."
Tags:drunk, drunks, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, getting drunk, pub, bar, over the limit, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, deluded, delusion, delusions, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, confused, confusion, wise words, wisdom, drunk wisdom
"That's how you think because you're an egghead."
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, beer, wine, christmas tipple, christmas drink, christmas drinks, christmas, christmas time, christmas tree, christmas trees, december, festive season, the festive season, december fest, december fests, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."
"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."
"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."
"I'll be damned if I'll agree with anybody who has a tiny umbrella in his drink."
Tags:tiny umbrella, tiny umbrellas, little umbrella, little umbrellas, cocktail umbrella, cocktail umbrellas, insult, insults, insulted, drinking, social drinking, cocktail, cocktails, the economy, economy, economics, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, stubborn, stubbornness, petty, pettiness, political opinion, political opinions
"Yeah? Well, I happen to know that you're not supposed to be in here, either."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, banned, banning, drinking, pub, bar, drinker, drinkers, no dogs, no dogs allowed, social drinking, bad behaviour, unruly behaviour, kicked out, breaking the rules, break the rules, disobedient, disobedience, pub ban, pub bans, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
Tags:drink, drinking, drinker, drinker, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, large hadron collider, particle collider, particle colliders, one too many, drunk, drunks, getting drunk, deep thought, deep thinking, deep thinker, big question, big questions, deep question, deep questions, fundamental question, fundamental questions, unanswered questions, particle physics, particle physicist, particle physicists, quantum physics, quantum physicist, quantum physicists
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, extreme, extreme sport, extreme sports, social event, social events, socializing, socialising, alcohol, social drinking, social drinker, socail drinkers, over the limit, alcohol, alcoholics, alcoholic, alcoholism
'It's a new government-approved beer glass to prevent binge drinking.'
"My two favorite things are this and lying to pollsters."
Tags:poll, polls, voter, voting, democracy, democracies, the polls, lying to polls, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, pub, bar, political campaign, political campaign, opinion poll, opinion polls, inaccurate poll, inaccurate polls, pollster, pollsters, bradley effect, the bradley effect, voter opinion poll, voter opinion polls
"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"
Tags:gargoyle, gargoyles, statue, statues, old building, old buildings, hang out, hanging out, its been real, it's been real, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, squad goals, bromance, bromances, medieval, medieval times, lads, the lads, bros, drinking, drinker, drinkers, social drinking, social drinkers, medieval architecture, architecture, pub, bar
'Lance, the more I drink the funnier you get!'
"OK, one more, but that is it."
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, shot, shots, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, over drink, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, social drinking, desk toy, desk toys, dippy bird, dippy birds, drinking bird, drinking birds, desktop toy, desktop toys, self restraint, self-restraint, self control, self-control, restraint
'I think you've had enough, dear. You're listing.'