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'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
Perils of Home Banking
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Berlitz guide to Scamese
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"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."
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"So who is this First pet?"
'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'
"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'
"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."
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Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
'This is terrible Hackers can get through my firewall and customers can't get through my CAPCHA's,'
'Of course I'm insecure. I store vital computer information in a cloud.'
Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.
'Welcome to Facebook. To reset your password, please enter your Social Security number.'
Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'
'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'
'These symbols are indecipherable. I think these must be the precursors of CAPTCHAS.'
'If you're concerned about privacy issues, put on some pants and close the windows.'
'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'
'That's odd, that site verified my age by having me type in all my credit card information.'
'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'
'Ask your mother.'
'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'