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'It's an S.E.C. approved GPS system...'
'Good thing I'm wearing my adult diapers.'
'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'
'Sorry, Mary, but my intuition has been telling me to avoid hunches altogether!'
'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'
'Consider yourself lucky, Eddie. 'Break-even' is the new 'win-win'.'
Invested pot of gold in the stock market.
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'We make cents out of your dollars.'
'We decided to be more transparent.'
'My problem is that I invested in liabilities that I thought were assets.'
Past Performance in No Guarantee of Future Results.
'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'
'I kind of miss inflation. It was a great excuse to ask for a raise.'
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'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
'I've done well listening to my gut, and now it's saying buy pork belly futures.'
'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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'Do you realize you're not earning any interest on that?'
"We've changed our investment strategy."
'Big clients need big leaps.'
Ask about our high-fructose corn futures.
Traffic Lights Read 'Buy/Sell'.
'Oh, Cynthia. I must tell you. I just found the cutest little mutual fund...'
'I'm looking for some high yield income funds to tide me over between student loans and social security.'