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"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."
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'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'
"Fortunately I have a very good anti-virus software that will take care of this."
'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'
'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'
'Excuse me sir, which way to the internet?'
'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'
"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."
'Open your mouth and say 'Ah' -- I'm going to try some anti-virus software.'
'Computer Virus Season is Here. Get an Anti-Virus for Your Computer!'
"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
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'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'
Man zips up a computer.
'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'
'I'm putting security measures on my computer to protect it from hackers.'
'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'
"The firewall on this is fantastic!!"
'I think your firewall is turned up too high!'
'Of course I'm wearing rubber gloves, haven't you heard about the computer virus?'
'Now that's what I call a virus!
'It started last week. Our network seems to perceive Bob as some kind of computer virus!'
'You have got a computer worm!'
Internet security illustration.