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'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'
'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'
Lady to lady regarding man sucking thumb: 'He gave up smoking.'
'How can I lose weight? Do something every day thats gets you out of breath. Ok, I'll start smoking again.'
'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'
'Admit it, you're still smoking, aren't you?'
'Isn't it bad for you?...no I haven't managed to light one yet!'