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"Bye! good luck with the 'stop smoking 'campaign!"
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'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'
"Want to step outside for a reminiscence of when we smoked?"
"I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm..." "But you're only 25."
"I gotta quit that."
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'That's a nicotine patch and the other one is a patch to curb my cravings for nicotine patches.'
'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'
"You can't find the tobacco display because we replaced it with nicotine patches."
'I'm trying to stop chewing gum.'
"If you put the nicotine patches on his eyes he can't find his cigarettes!"
'That's nothing,,,my pack's got Keith Richard's face on it'
'Think of us as a kind of stop smoking clinic. We can unequivocally guarantee it'll be your last cigarette.'
NHS Smoking Cessation Officer.
'The nicotine patch controls the craving, but he still needs to do something with his hands.'
Stop Smoking Programe.
'Didn't your doctor tell you that you're not supposed to light the nicotine patches?'
'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'
'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'
'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'
'Can you recommend something to cure my dependency on these nicotine patches?' 'Try these.'
Lady to lady regarding man sucking thumb: 'He gave up smoking.'
'Yes, I quit smoking. Why do you ask?'
Come smoke with us!
Price, tax going up, up...what smokers can expect in the future..."
Man carring plans