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"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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"I'll take the bottom bunk."
Tags:military, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, war, wars, warfare, bunker, bunkers, trench, trenches, furniture, bunk bed, bunk beds, bed, beds, bunk, bunks, top bunk, bottom bunk, safe, safety, danger, dangerous, risky, unsafe, protection, protected, covered, unprotected, exposed, shooting, gunfire, gun, guns, weapon, weapons
'I've had a chance to look over your policy and I'm afraid you're not covered.'
'I can't help you. This vehicle's not covered.'
THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER
Tags:teton, teton national park, parks, national park, national parks, mountains, mountain range, teton mountains, tetons, the tetons, bustier, bustiers, lingerie, underwear, under wear, woman, women, fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, visual gag, visual joke, sight gag, sight joke, wyoming, sights of wyoming, mountaineering, mountaineer, hiking, hike, backcountry, back country, peak, peaks, grand teton, grand teton national park, nature, nature reserve, natural, landscape, landscapes, cover, covered, cover up, covered up, conceal, concealed
'The object is to make money, not pay claims! Don't make me tell you again!'
'Hi, I'm calling to check to see if 'alien attack' is covered on my auto insurance...'
'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'
Everyone is covered
Tags:trumpcare, american health care act, ahca, health care, health insurance, health provision, death, died, r.i.p.rip, health cover, cover, covered, broken promises, grave, graves, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, burying american
"No, it won't pay for that either."
Tags:healthcare, health, care, medical, insurance, bad, news, covered, coverage, not, lacking, plan, program, paying, monthly, premium, expensive, obamacare, aca, affordable, act, customer, service, agent, repeal, repeals, repealing, repeal and replace, lack of coverage, preexisting condition, preexisting conditions
Healthcare cartoon about cheating on health insurance with wearable devices.
Tags:health, medical, healthcare, care, insurance, monthly, premium, expensive, reduced, reduction, covered, coverage, benefits, wearing, wearable device, technology, pedometer, counting, steps, reduces, obamacare, aca, affordable, act, tricking, system, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, beg, begs, beggar, beggars, begged, blind, blinds, cover, covers, covering, covered, sun, suns, sunny, waste away, wastes away, wasting away, wasted away, snow blind, snow blinds, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm sorry, sir, but your insurance policy clearly states we don't cover acts of God.'
Tags:return, returns, returning, returned, insurance, insure, insures, insured, policy, policies, damage, damages, damaged, break, breaks, broke, broken, destroy, destroys, destroyed, cover, covers, covering, covered, act of god, acts of god, uninsured, uninsurable, guitar, guitars, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The Garcias discovered a huge drawback to driving a car that runs on vegetable oil.
'Shield your udder.'
Tags:cow, cows, udder, udders, football, footballer, footballers, soccer, player, players, free kick, free kicks, shield, shields, shielding, shielded, guard, guards, guarding, guarded, protect, protects, protecting, protected, protection, cover, covers, covering, covered, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'
Bystanders say he intentionally waited for traffic to pick up before he tried to cross. He did leave a not, but it's all a bunch of chicken scratch. Guess we'll never know why he did it, so there's no point in asking... Ever.
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, bird, birds, hit and run, hit, run, guilt, guilty, cover, covered, covers, chicken, chickens, traffic, busy, bustle, bustling, kill, killed, accident, accidents, unanswered, dodge, dodgy, dodging, intention, intentions, intentionally, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Wolf in sheep's clothing.
'Sorry, Mr. Dumpty, the treatment isn't available on the NHS.'
'You were right... this isn't our car!'
'Psssst! We've just returned from Mexico - Is that my husband?'
'Cover me, I'm retiring.'