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One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity
Customer: 'I've got a complaint. This laptop doesn't fit my lap!'
"Your skin is enlarged."
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."
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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Sweat-pants make you fat.'
"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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'I tell ya, that was sheer genius getting those flimsy chairs for the waiting area! We've been selling a ton of diet pills.'
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'You need more calcium.'
"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."
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"I love the sense of danger that comes with brushing up against childhood obesity."
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"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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'Actually, according to your height, you're at your ideal body weight.'
"He's a heavyweight, but he'd prefer to leave it at that."
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'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'
'The nurse says I'm morbidly obese... So what are you going to do about it.'
"Maybe I should run on the beach."
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'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'
All You Can Eat Until Everyone In This Country Is Obese.
'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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'It's a genetic thing. My parents are too short for their weight, too.'
PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'
'And I want a load of those statins I read about that let you eat as many fatburgers as you like without getting a heart attack.'
'Your weight problem is partly genetic and partly Boston Cream pie.'