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"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
'I think it's time you enter a 1,200-step program.'
"This year, I resolve to stop drinking, stop smoking, lose weight and get physically fit."
'What's so funny?' 'I told them I'm stopping drinking in the new year.'
'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'