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"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."
Tags:salon, salons, hair, hair salon, nail bar, nails, hair and nails, health issue, health issues, emergency, emergencies, health emergency, heart attack, heart attacks, help, helping, assist, assists, assisting, unhelpful, beauty, beauty salon, beautician, beauticians, hair dresser, hair dressers, emergency situation, paramedic, paramedics, assist, assistance
"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, intensive care, waiting area, waiting areas, lecture, lectures, last lecture, death, dead, diet, diets, eating healthy, the importance of eating healthy, exercise, fitness, exercising, the importance of exercise, too late, widow, widows, grieving, mourning, wife, wives, bedside manner, overweight, obesity, obesity crisis, health problem, health problems, health issue, health issues, cause of death, bad news
56% of GPs are in favour of charging for appointments.
Edna's Doctor Fantasy
Tags:fantasy, doctor, doctors, doctor fantasy, doctor fantasies, health problem, health problems, healthy, healthy person, healthy people, health issue, health issues, poor health, chronic condition, chronic conditions, return visit, return visits, physician, physicians, doctor's office, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, unhealthy, ideal, ideals, ideal scenario, ideal scenarios
'Think of it as a tongue depressor on steroids.'
A Nation of Insomniacs
Tags:insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, trouble sleeping, bad sleep, no sleep, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, midnight walk, midnight walks, overworked, overworking, over worked, over working, rat race, the rat race, national crisis, health issue, health issues
Blob of Tissues T-Shirt.
It's Movember shut up and grow a mustache.
"Unfortunately, John, the fact that you're the same weight as the average American doesn't mean you don't have a problem."
Tags:obesity, obese, overweight, diet, fat, heart, heart attack, american diet, dieting, unhealthy eating, over eating, physician, doctor, medical exam, checkup, checkups, weight reduction, health risk, life expectancy, obesity epidemic, medical professional, body fat, health issue, health problem, health, unhealthy, obesity, problem
'It's not wallpaper Maury. it's MOLD!'
'The humidity, yes. (cough)'
'I don't care what anyone says! This is really hard work!'
"Again, we can determine, gender, potential health issues, but Republican or Democrat - we're not there yet."
Tags:political view, political views, republican, democrat, medical test, medical tests, republicans, democrats, election, elections, voter, voters, vote, votes, health issue, health issues, medical issue, medical issues, doctor, doctors, prenatal test, prenatal tests, medical limitation, medical scientist, medical scientists, medical limitations
'You need permission from a doctor to order the 'THE GRANDE'.'
'Now is a good time to take up smoking.'
'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'
Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'
Premature Ejaculation Clinic: Gone in Twenty Seconds
"Well...? C'mon, out with it...!!"
Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"
"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."
Tags:childhood obesity, poor diet, poor diets, diet plan, diet plans, grandpa, grandpas, grandparent, grandparents, grandkid, gandkids, grandchild, health issue, health issues, health problem, health problems, couch potato, couch potatoes, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, generation gap, generation gaps, generational gap, generational gaps
"Incontinence Hotline - can you hold please...?"
Tags:incontinence, urinal problems, incontinent, medical problem, medical problems, chatlines, helplines, medical issue, health issue, chatline, helpline, hotline, help network, suffering from incontinence, embarrassment, embarrassing condition, embarrassing conditions, medical conditions, medical condition, support network, support networks, support helpline, support chatline, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged