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Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.
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"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
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'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'
"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."
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'And this driverless model will even call 911 before it crashes."
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"I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car."
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"I'm expecting a big win on the horses."
"Do you really think I care about the collision avoidance package?"
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"With all of the long lines because of road repair, this car idles the best.
Tags:autos, cars, auto sales, car sales, car salesman, customers, buying a car, auto lot, car idle, road repairs, best idling car, slow traffic, efficient car, best car, long lines, road construction, driving, choosing a car, road repair, road repairs, traffic jam, traffic jams, practical, practicality, used car, used cars, selling point, selling points, car buyer, car buyers, efficient, efficiency
"...and the low fuel consumption means the more driving you do the more you save."
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"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."
"OK...it's time...to go buy a new car."
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"Few escape the lair of a car salesman without paying a high price."
"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"
"I'm looking for something practical."
"Look here, young man! I'm a businessman! I don't fall for slick sales tricks!"
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"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."
"Mr. Bermudez, I'm insulted! At Big Bob's Auto Mart, we don't play silly games! We engage in strategic manipulation of numbers and options to perpetuate the illusion of customer satisfaction! The cheap dealer down the street who can't afford a fancy marke
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"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"
"My dad says there's a car out there with my name on it...and when I find it, I can buy it."
"Baldo, that's an $85,000 car."
"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."
"I don't get it, Baldo. Why are you obsessed with 1964 Chevrolet Impalas."
"If I want to go anywhere, I have to be driven! And no one has more driving ambition than a guy who's saving up to buy a car!"