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Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?
Tags:napoleon complex, short, short man, short man syndrome, father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, height, heights, tall, taller, tallness, self conscious, bitter, sight gag, visual gag, someday, compensate, compensating, compensation, compensates, compensated, expectation, expected, expectations, parenting, parental, parenthood, impossible standards, high standards, impossible, impossible goal, impossible goals, unattainable, unreasonable, unreasonable expectation
"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, date night, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, disagreement, disagreements, decision, decisions, deciding, choice, choices, choosing, pizza, topping, toppings, solve, consensus, impossible, reaching a consensus, deciding what to eat, choosing what to eat, difficult, problem, problems
Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.
Tags:sat, exam, exams, test, tests, america, american, americans, reasoning, scholastic aptitude test, sophomore, sophomores, junior, juniors, senior, seniors, difficult, impossible, hard, question, questions, college, colleges, admission, admissions, testing, math, maths, mathematics, close to home
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image
"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
Tags:military, pentagon, government, governments, secret, secrets, classified, classified information, general, generals, officer, officers, commander, commanders, crossword, crosswords, puzzle, puzzles, word puzzle, word puzzles, game, games, hobby, hobbies, leisure, across, down, word, words, answer, answers, unsolvable, impossible, solution, solutions, solve, solving
"Well, that's done!"
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, homecooking, home-cooking, recipe, recipes, food, meal, meals, food preparation, meal preparation, bad cooks, bad chefs, professional, professionals, difficult, hard, impossible, restaurant, restaurant, best, don't try this at home, keep in mind, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., cooking show, cooking shows, cooking program, cooking programs, cooking programmes, cooking programmes, home chef, home chefs, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, preparing food, preparing a meal, bad at cooking, television studio, tv studio, t.v. studio
"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."
Tags:loan, loans, loan officer, loan officers, bank, banks, banker, bankers, office, offices, business, businesses, business, man, businessmen, executive, executives, student loan, student loans, difficult, hard, impossible, luck, lucky, luck of the draw, credit union, credit unions, credit, financial institution, financial, financial institutions, borrower, borrowers
Tags:gordian, phrygian gordium, gordium, alexander the great, alexander iii of macedon, metaphor, metaphors, impossible, impossibility, gordian knot, gordian knots, knot, knots, untangle, untangling, untangled, earbud, earbuds, headphone, headphones, ear-bud, ear-buds, earphone, earphones, tangle, tangled, tangles, tie, ties, knotted, knotting, frustrating, frustrates, listen, listening, listens
"Mother sends Season's Greetings with her love to you, Lydia. She says how she does so wish to spend the holidays with us but she knows that would mean we would have to drive five hundred and fifty miles to her house, as it is impossible for her to accept
Tags:christmas, xmas, noel, yule, christmas letter, christmas letters, christmas card, christmas cards, greeting card, greeting cards, letter, letters, relationship, relationship, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, in-law, in-laws, mother-in-law, mothers-in-law, old age, elderly, seniors, senior, guilt, guilty, guilt trip, guilt trips, daughter, daughters, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-laws, seasons greetings, love, holiday, holidays, long drive, long drives, impossible, invitation, invitations, untidy, messy, offensive, insulting, rude, martyr, martyrs, happy, happiness, unhappy, unhappiness, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, family issues, family problems, married life, marriage, marriages
'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'
"Escher! Get your ass up here."
Tags:escher, mc escher, m.c. escher, perspective, perspectives, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, impossible, impossible device, construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, building, buildings, tower, towers, high rise, high rises, high riser, high risers, perspective, perspectives, perspective trick, perspective tricks
Tags:skeet, skeet fishing, skeet shooting, clay, clay targets, clay shooting, shooting, clay pigeon shooting, sport, sports, shotgun, gun, shotguns, guns, fishing, fish, outdoor sports, fly fishing, practice, impossible, shoots, shot, shots, fished, clay fish, cast, casting, casts, combine, combining
"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, difficult customer, difficult customers, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, culinary, kitchen, kitchens, impossible, request, requests
"If, every time I say something, you say 'tell me something I don't already know' I'm just going to stop talking to you."
"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."
Tags:beauty, beautiful, pageant, pageants, beauty pageant, beauty pageants, miss missouri, miss california, miss, state, states, competition, competitions, aspiration, aspiration, dream, dreams, goal, goals, aim, aims, impossible, nonsensical, illogical, paradox, paradoxical, senseless, outlandish, ridiculous, stupid, unintelligent, resident, residents, missouri, california
The impossible dream
Tags:dream, dreams, dreaming, family meal, family meals, family dinner, family dinners, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, meal, meals, meal planning, meal plan, meal plans, impossible, impossible dream, impossible dreams, parenting fail, parenting fails
Tags:sight gag, sight gags, visual gag, visual gags, reflection, reflection, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, upside down, upside-down, impossible, impossibility, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, couple, couples, lake, lakes, river, rivers, reflections in water
An upset looking penguin watches a flying fish fly past him.
'How's your infinity project going?'
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, pet rock, rock, rocks, hopeless
The Mostly Invisible Man
"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, crowd, crowds, crowded, full, overcrowded, waiting, next, impossible, transportation, public transportation, public transit, bad idea, bad ideas
'I'll give it to you straight - This disease is almost IMPOSSIBLE to pronounce.'
Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.