Bank Bailout Cartoons and Comics

'We's love to help...but so many other calls on the public purse.'

"This bank is your bank, this bank is my bank..."

Laughing all the way to the bank.

'So this is how they're recovering from insolvency?'

Banks Profits to Support.

'I can't work out whether having our mortgage rate increased by a bank which we own 82% of makes us better or worse off.'

'Do we have anything more specific for this years profit targets than 'enough wonga to choke a rhino!'

"Is that just for the night, or for ever?"

'We'd love to help...but so many other calls on the public purse!'

Billions and Billions

'Hamish I canna wait for independence, and we control our own banks without any English bailoots!'

'You mean like a bailout?'

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

'I need a government bailout.'

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Food prices up, gas prices about to soar - stocks down - house value down - what's next?"

'Everyone gets a bailout!'

'It's basically debt, but I've re-packaged it nicely.'

'Quite frankly Johnson, your naked greed has become embarrassing.'

"Would you mind waiting a bit for your withdrawal, sir? -- We're expecting a big bailout any minute now."

'. . . It's not a bribe, it's a personalised stimulus package.'

'I've been in Washington for 30 years, and that's the biggest rathole I'VE ever seen!'

If you can't manage your finances don't whinge about the charges

'Sure! I rob a bank, and get 10 years! A banker does it, and gets bonuses, and bailed out!'

Too Big To Fail Bank: 'We wear our solid gold hardhats in case Congress ever does lower the boom!'