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"At this point, there is a lot of pent-up demand for new cars."
Used Cat Salesman
"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
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"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."
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'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'
Larry's used art
"Just one lady owner. Only ever used it to run down to the shops and back."
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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'You sold the Mercedes-Benz to the guy who fixed our copier? For cash?'
"Would you like to super-size that?"
'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'
"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."
"Twenty preprogrammed hand gestures allow you to signal everything from a simple lane change to homicidal rage."
Used car balloon in space.
"It was owned by a little old lady who only drove it ... no wait, that won't work."
'So comfortable you could just fall asleep at the wheel' - Some folks just aren't cut out for sales.
'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'
"How much are your red tags?"
"We don't waterboard prisoners any more. We just lock them in a room with a used car salesman."
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"Zero to sixty in seven point eight seconds."
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'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'
'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'