Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."
Tags:consumerism, shopping, autos, auto dealer, auto dealers, car dealer, car dealers, car dealership, auto dealership, auto dealerships, cat dealerships, trade off, trade offs, trade-off, trade-offs, car salesmen, car salesman, auto salesmen, auto salesman, auto sales, car sales, fuel economy, small car, small cars, sales pitch, sales pitches, dealers, depletion
"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
Tags:archeology, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeologist, archeologists, suv, suvs, oversized, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas guzzling, history, history museum, history museums, fuel, petrol, gas, gasoline, fuel consumption, family car, family cars, fuel economy, fuel efficiency, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, drive, drives, driving, trend, trends, trendy, extinct, extinction, extinctions, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, car manufacturer, car manufacturers, car manufacturing, museum, museums
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
Tags:car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car sales, car price, car prices, bonus feature, bonus features, added feature, added features, fuel economy, gas mileage, mileage, fuel efficiency, fuel, fuels, fuelling, drill, drills, drilling, petrol, engine, engines, internal combustion engine, fuel price, fuel prices, offset, offsets, offsetting
'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'
New Uses For Excess Coal
"It says we have to cut back on fossil fuels."
"Back so soon?"
'Well, if you're looking for fuel economy...'
Man drives small car.
"The bad news is; I can't get it to go. The good news is; It'll be really low on fuel consumption."
Tags:bad news, good news, garage, garages, mechanic, mechanics, mechanical problem, mechanical problems, car problem, car problems, car trouble, car troubles, engine trouble, engine troubles, silver lining, silver linings, positive thinking, positive spin, positive spins, fuel consumption, fuel economy
'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'
'Now this baby is a true classic, it has great fuel economy and was originally owned by a celebrity!'
"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"
'This baby gets 12 city, 13 highway and 25 off a bridge.'
'Buy a gas-guzzling SUV and tick off an environmentalist!'
'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'
"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'
"Engineers have actually found a way to fuel this car with the dignity you lose as you're driving it."
Tags:drive, drivers, undignified, dignity, dignified, driving, car, cars, smart cars, eco-friendly, ecology, environment, car sales, salesman, auto, automobiles, transportation, fuel, fuel economy, green car, green cars, hybrid car, hybrid cars, hybrid engine, hybrid engines, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmen, salesmanship