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"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"
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Car insurance company offering 'extra low premiums for people without a car'.
'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'
You pedestrians think you own the road!
"It needs more than a tune-up. It needs a concert."
To avoid the nuisance of unattended car alarms, all 2008 models must have owner specific alarms.
'My other car has a bumper sticker that says 'my other car is a cadillac','
"This has had one careful owner."
'Today I sold my first car and I'm really proud, boss. If only I diddn't have to go home by bus...'
"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."
"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"
"I think I could $39,000 for a fully restored 1964 Impala."
"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"
'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'
I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?
'Me? Autocratic? -- Why, I don't even own a car!'
'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'
'Motorist's Guide To Insects.'
'The problem with his fancy air-conditioned car is that I can't stick my head out of the window anymore...'
Cars and their owners.
"Our smart car sent a text saying it went to the car wash to get all the winter salt off it. Did it also have to say because I was too lazy to do it?"
"I didn't know you owned a black car."