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An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'
"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."
"Daddy doesn't know any magic tricks. Daddy knows accounting tricks."
Tags:accounting trick, accountant, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeeping, magician, magicians, career, careers, career path, career paths, magic act, magic acts, magic trick, magic tricks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, financial crime, financial crimes, kid, kids, dad, dads, father, fathers
"O.K., which cup is your job under now?"
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Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
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"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"
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Zorbini knew it was time to start using hare color when they were turning gray faster than he could pull them out.
"O.K., that's pretty cool. Who's doing that?"
Optical Illusion Supply Company.
"Of course, now that my assistant has passed away this isn't nearly as exciting."
'Not here, Fred.'
A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"And as you can see, my beautiful assistant has disappeared...months ago...with my brother."
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'Just a little off the hips.'
Magician at the Airport
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"Wait: there they are, behind your ear!"
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"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"
"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"
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Rabbit in a Hat
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"Darling, I seem to have this rabbit."
"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."
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'Please do not try this at home, unless you have a strong alibi and a brilliant lawyer.'