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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
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"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
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"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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'Who's having a birthday?'
'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'
'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'
"Safe, reliable, and made right here in the good old U.S. of A."
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"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
'I love that new horse smell.'
'With the sleep, low x-39, you get a free list of local chiropractors.'
'I don't care what kind of vehicle I get.. as long as it has plenty of cupholders.'
'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'
"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."
Honest John Used Cars.
"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.
Horse and Ponies For Sale
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Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."
"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."
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New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'
"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."
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'I'll take it!!! Does it come in mid life crisis red?'
'You have a Remington etching that has a mate somewhere of this coach scene. . . if you had the mate and cleaned the etching it would be worth $5,000 at auction. . . by itself $150.'