Car Dealer Cartoons and Comics

"Naturally, there's a trade-off for its exceptional fuel economy."

"Bernie's problem is his technique draws attention to itself."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Car Sales

"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."

"Nice - but my heart's still set on a helicopter gunship."

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

"One he gets them in a bear-hug, it's usually a done deal."

"I'd like to point out that our cars lead the field in declining auto sales."

'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."

"How much is that in years of tuition?"

"It runs on hybrids."

"How much are your red tags?"

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'It's completely gutless. With all the money you save on speeding tickets it'll practically pay for itself.'

"First of all, there was a bee in the car."

'The best time to buy a used car is when it's new.'

"Sure you'll be cramped, but you'll be cramped in luxury."

'Your trade-in not worth a lot. Too much wear.'

"I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Let's see if I have this straight. You say you took this car for a test drive from a dealer in Cleveland, and before you realized it, you were in Denver?'

Tune up.