Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
Tags:car, cars, second hand car, second-hand cars, second hand cars, second-hand car, car dealer, car dealers, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, car dealership, second hand car dealership, second-hand car dealership, customer, customers, confiscated, confiscation, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink and drive, over the limit, alcoholic, drunk, drunk, alcoholic, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addictions, taking advantage, elderly drivers, old drivers, automobiles, automobile, automobile dealer, automobile dealers, consumers, consumer, consumerism, exploit, exploitation, used car, used cars, used car dealer, used car dealers, criminal, law, laws, law breaking, law breaker
'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'
'It's four years old and every time I got a letter of recall, I removed that part and sent it to the factory.'
'The dealer says the warranty is good for the life of the car but he's not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
"... With a slightly above average mileage..."
Tags:car sales, car sales, car salesman, car salesmen, auto sales, auto salesmen, auto salesman, auto dealership, car dealership, car dealerships, auto dealerships, sales pitch, sales pitches, high mileage, used cars, used cars, second-hand car, second-hand cars, second hand car, second hand cars, car salesman, car forecourt, customer and salesman, car deal, used car sales, car lot
'Do you have a cordless model'
Boy Selling Lemons At Used Car Lot.
All you'd expect in a British car!
'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'
'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'
Why don't they make them like this anymore?
'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'
"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"
'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'
"This has had one careful owner."
'This pre-owned beauty has low mileage and most of those were behind a tow truck.'
"... Oh, no. That just means we won't charge you for the rust."
Tags:car dealership, car dealerships, car dealer, car dealers, auto dealer, auto dealers, auto dealership, auto dealerships, secondhand car, secondhand cars, second-hand car, second-hand cars, dealer, cars, motoring, second hand, used, rust, rusty, banger, old banger, old bangers, bangers, salesmen, rust free, sales, salesman
'I wish I could accept your offer but I really wanted to sell the whole car.'
'Sure, it seems small. Anything would after driving around in a big old SUV.'
'All our vehicles come with a 24-hour, round-the-block guarantee.'
'Can I sniff the tires first?'
'I was looking for something a little more passive-aggressive.'
'I want something that shows I don't care about gas mileage or gas prices.'