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'Due to corporate cutbacks, we'll all have to sacrifice, which is why my company car will be a Mercedes, instead of the Jaguar I normally drive.'
'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'
'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'
'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'
"The government has sent some guidelines as to how we can cut our carbon footprint down....cut back on First Class air travel!"
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'Obesity is a scourge, a health disaster...Management would be shirking our responsibilities if we didn't help staff avoid the twin threats of overeating and lack of exercise!'
Tags:obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, fat epidemic, fat, fatness, weight issue, weight issues, weight problem, weight problems, overeating, overeat, overeats, exercise, exercising, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, employee health, health policy, healthy lifestyle, healthy lifestyles, health policies, canteen, canteens, company car, company cars
'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'
'I'm giving you that company car you've been bugging me about. The car cost $21,745, which will be gradually taken out of your pay starting Friday.'
"To cut costs, the company is no longer providing you with a company car. We did, however, buy you a pair of good walking shoes."
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'I heard the manager's picking up his new company car today.'
Trevor was impressed when the boss sent a car to get him - fortunately it missed.
"You really are something else Harrison. I asked you to get me a hire car, h-i-r-e, not h-i-g-h-e-r!"
'Does this mean no more company car?'
"And of course you get a company car!"
'Take a look on the bright side. At least you have a company car.'
'The disciplinary policy for abusing company car privileges? They dismantle the brakes. Why do you ask?'
'Yeah, I've got a company car...It's not my company car it's someone else's!'
'16 years old and I already have a company car!'
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Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.
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'Then on the matter of the new company cars, that's four ayes, and one 'I had to ride the drafty old streetcar to work when I was young'.'
'We're still trying to adjust to not having the company limo.'
'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'
'They promised me a company car, and then they decided to economise...'
'And if you do take this job, you'll also get a company vehicle. Just as soon as the wheel is invented.'
"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"