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"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."
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"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."
Tags:park, parks, national park, national parks, yellowstone, animal, animals, bear, bears, wild, wildlife, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, violation, violations, violating, rule, rules, blatant, obvious, don't feed the animals, regulation, regulations, environment, nature, unnatural, environmental issues
Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."
Tags:red car, red cars, stop light, stop lights, stop signal, stop signals, traffic light, traffic lights, signal box, signal boxes, signal lights, traffic signal, stop light, stop lights, traffic cop, traffic cops, transport cop, transport cops, transport police, traffic police, ticket, tickets, violation, violations, traffic, speeding
'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'
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'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'
"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."
'You say it's a boat, I say it's a house, and it's not up to code.'
The modern American airport
"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, bonus, bonuses, christmas bonus, christmas bonuses, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, saving money, frugal, cheap, money, violation, violations, church and state, separation of church and state, religion, religious, religious holiday, religious holidays, church, churches
"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pulling over, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, violation, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, writing a ticket, fashion, pants, trousers, strange, insult, insults, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, offended, offend, take back, remorse, remorseful, regret, regrets, bargaining, pleading, begging, negotiating, too late
"But, Lord, aren't these tablet a graven image?"
Tags:moses, bible story, bible stories, old testament, torah, ten commandments, second commandment, second commandments, technicality, technicalities, graven image, graven images, tablet, tablets, sinai, mount sinai, prophet, prophets, 2nd commandment, violation, violations, violating, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys
'We're really proud of Gavin. We think he might grow up to be a bureaucrat.'
'I think we both know that's a decoy.'
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'My disclosure of the information you are requesting would violate HIPAA.'
"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, violation, violations, life, smooth sailing, murphy's law, anything that can go wrong will go wrong, adage, adages, pessimism, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, negative thinking, expression, expressions
'My client pleads not guilty to copyright violation, Your Honor, on the grounds that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.'
"Yep. Looks like that email attachement had a virus in it." "I feel so violated..."
"There's a guy in the trunk."
Einstein Ponders the Mysteries of Space and Time
Tags:einstein, albert einstein, relativity, theory of relativity, mystery, mysteries, space-time continuum, space, time, theory, theories, scientist, scientists, physicist, physicists, park, parks, parking, no parking, no parking sign, no parking signs, restriction, restrictions, violation, violations, parking ticket, parking tickets
"I'm afraid you'll never know if this was for the speeding or for the Celine Dion tape, sir."
Tags:traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pull over, traffic cop, traffic cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, violation, violations, music, tape, tapes, cd, cds, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, bad taste, taste, musical taste, singer, singers
Math Equation Speed Limit.
"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."
Tags:violation, violations, violate, violates, violating, park, parks, parking, parking violation, parking violations, parking ticket, parking tickets, ticket, tickets, car, cars, car park, car parks, dying wish, dying wishes, deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds, move, moves, moving, worry, worries, anxiety, anxieties, red zone, red zones
'Actually your house is the violation. This neighborhood is zoned for hazardous wastes.'