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'Ok team.. let#s review: When the arrow goes down it mean...'
"My new marketing strategy is to sell stuff to you two."
"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."
'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'
'By setting the sales goal after the sales, we're able to consistently maintain an above average sales quota.'
'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'
'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'
'In this company, we attach a great importance to history and traditions. That means if you don't meet the sales target, you'll get crucified and fed to the lions.'
"But what's my MOTIVATION?"
'Good work, sales up 30% on last month.' - 'You know very well I was on holiday.'
Sales have collapsed, the phones are too smart for their users.
"I love your optimism."
"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."
'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'
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'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'
"Could be worse, we could be that guy."
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"Good news! I heard that the sales department had to requisition a stepladder."
"The numbers are in and they're HUGE!"
"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."
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"I take it you made a sale?"
'Believe me, targets are essential!'
"It's a setback, but we'll bounce back."
Man Hanging Himself on Poor Sales Chart.
'Don't you think the target would work better if people understood what they were?'
'But what's my motivation? How do I see this developing?'