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"Who the hell are you going to listen to - the voices in your head, or your best friend?"
Tags:schizophrenia, schizophrenic, schizophrenics, dog, dogs, voice, voices, best friend, best friends, voice in your head, voices in your head, crazy, insane, insanity, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, convince, convinces, convincing, argument, arguments, logic
'On Facebook, no one knows I'm a yeti.'
"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"
Tags:book, books, reading, narrator, narrators, unreliable narrator, unreliable narrators, autobiography, autobiographies, biography, biographies, biographer, biographers, lie, lies, lying, credible, credibility, bias, biased, unreliable, unreliability, mislead, misleading, misled, literary device, literary devices, self interest, self-interest
"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
Tags:cream of asparagus, soup, soups, cook, cooks, cooking, overexcited, overexcitement, overexcite, overexcites, overexciting, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, witch, witches, witchcraft, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, cauldron, cauldrons, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, recipe, recipes
'That's not what it says it does on the tin.'
"Delivery in thirty minutes or your pizza is free(zing)."
Tags:deliver, delivers, delivery, pizza, pizzas, cold pizza, cold pizzas, terms and conditions, fine print, offer, offers, deal, deals, shifty, dealing, dealings, guarantee, guarantees, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, technicality, technicalities, asterisk, asterisks, advertising, mislead, misled, misleading
"When you said to meet for a coffee and a chat I didn't think we were just going to chat about coffee!"
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
Tags:mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, handsome prince, handsome princes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, newspaper, newspapers, loon, loons, looney, insane, insanity, tower, towers, locked away, hermit, hermits, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mentally ill, mental illness, mental illnesses
"Well of course I was a bit surprised that she didn't look like her online photo!"
Thank You God
Tags:desert, thirst, water, dehydrated, water, water biscuit, disappointment, disappoint, disappoints, mislead, misleading, misled, false hope, false hopes, deserts, thirsty, water cracker, water crackers, h20, misread, misreading, misreads, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, false assumption, false assumptions, fine print, reading the fine print
"I rely on a complex network of friends and co-workers to keep me in the dark."
Tags:fake news, donald trump, mislead, misleading, social network, social networks, social networking, social media, friends, friend, friendship, friendships, miscommunication, miscommunicate, chinese whisper, chinese whispers, gossip, gossips, gossiping, misinform, misinformation, mislead, misled, misguide, misguided, friend network, friendship networks, friendship network, friend networks, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies
"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"
Tags:insincere, insincerity, mislead, misled, email, emails, typo, humanize, humanizing, humanising, humanise, public relations, authenticity, authentic, misleading, fake, false, facetious, secretary, secretaries, weekly update, weekly updates, newsletter, newsletters, typos, grammatical error, grammatical errors, punctuation error, punctuation errors, grammatical mistake, grammatical mistakes
"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"
Tags:online dating, online date, online dates, blind date, blind dates, dating profile, dating profiles, dating site, dating sites, online profile, online profiles, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, accident, accidents, accidental
"Look! Him give us wheel."
"He said, and I quote, 'I'm a colon'."
'I know nothing about cars. Is this a good lemon?'
"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"
Tags:car, cars, new car, new cars, gift, gifts, present, presents, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, anniversary, anniversaries, birthday, birthdays, bow, bows, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, letdown, letdowns, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, auto, automobile, automobiles, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, wrapping, wrap up, wraps up, wrapping up
"Howard?! This is quite the contrast from your social media profile."
"We can longer be deceptive and misleading any more. We can be either deceptive or misleading, but not both."
Tags:advertising agency, advertising agencies, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, advert, adverts, deceptive, misleading, mislead, misled, misleads, deception, deceptions, ad campaign, ad campaigns, interpret, interprets, interpretation, interpretations, limitation, limitations, regulation, regulations, deregulation, claims and representations, claim, claims, liability, liable, defamation, lawsuit, lawsuits, limited liability
"The way BnB described it, I thought a a room in the Taj Mahal would be a little nicer."
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, taj mahal, india, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, luxury, luxurious, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, motel, motels, motel room, motel rooms, decrepit, lousy condition, lousy conditions, bnb, bed and bath, bed and baths, online service, online services, online booking service, online booking services, ecommerce
"Isn't that false advertising?"
Tags:online dating, online date, online dates, blind date, blind dates, first date, first dates, put your best foot forward, putting your best foot forward, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, shaping brief, shaping briefs, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, assuming, single life, dating life
"Your test results were quite encouraging, however the results give you slightly less than three months to live."
Tags:doctor, medicine, diagnosis, test, test results, test result, tests, medical test, medical tests, bad news, breaking bad news, result, results, misdiagnosis, misdiagnose, misdiagnosing, patient, patients, medical misadventure, medical malpractice, hospital, hospitals, consult, consultation, mistake, medicine, mislead, misleads, misled, misleading
"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."
Tags:speeding ticket, speeding tickets, moving violation, moving violations, police, highway patrol, sheriff, sheriffs, ticket, tickets, ticketed, ticketing, license plate, licence plate, licence plates, license plates, personalized license plate, personalized license plates, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, midlife crisis, midlife crises, convertible, convertibles, top down
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"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."
Tags:dog, cat, dogs, cats, pet, pets, internet date, internet dating, dating site, dating site, online date, online dates, online dating, misleading photo, misleading photos, misleading photograph, misleading photographs, expectations, foiling expectations, unrealistic expectations, attraction, attractive, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, picture, pictures, misled, mislead