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'With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make some sense of what the salesman was saying.'
'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'
Colin liked to keep up with the very latest technologies.
With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.
'Now, with this system you can do the equivalent of running a steel mill - keeping track of the quality of the ore, domestic and foreign orders, smelting processes...'
'...Take that, mashed potatoes!!'
'He wants a system wth lots of memory, but without a mouse.'
"Why the extra bit on the screen?"
"The difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is a car salesman knows when he's lying."
'I thought an applet was a small piece of fruit.'
'This is for people who aren't used to computers.'
'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'
Used computers: 'This one was owned by a guy who lost a lot of weight and bought a lap top.'
Computer mouse hole
'If this can be run by a 4 year old, why wasn't one included?'
STRIP Hambone: Forecasting inflation
STRIP Hambone: Tricky computer salesman
STRIP Hambone: 'Its an egg timer'
STRIP Hambone: Pushy salesman
Computers - Are you sure a laptop is what you want?
"You're the perfect customer and I'm the perfect salesman. A match made in heaven."
With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.
"Yes, dear, our computers are very user-friendly."