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'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'
''Deceptively Spacious'? Well, er, that basically means that if it looks any bigger than a broom cupboard then your eyes are deceiving you!'
"Hey! Forget your troubles. Come on, get happy!"
"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"
"Louise, there's a gentleman here who says that you and he were in love in 1962 but you drifted apet and now he's come back in the hope that we might order a set of encyclopedias."
'Yes, it's a little more expensive. But style and elegance do have a price.'
"It gets a lot of refracted light."
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"Hang on - I thought you said it was a listed building..!!"
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"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
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"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."
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'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'
'The price represents a 50% reduction on those costing twice as much...'
"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."
Pushing sales in difficult times
"Does it come with magnets?"
Beware of Dog: 'How are you folks doing today? Got a few minutes?'
'And if you don't always tell the truth, these pants are flame retardant.'
'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'
'Is this dressy or casual? I can't tell anymore.'
'Anyone can sell. It's keeping it sold that's the art.'
''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''
'Hello, I'm selling life insurance. Tell me, sir, are you covered?'
"If you want me to evict the hobo living in the back seat it'll cost you extra."
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"And it's only a stone's throw from school."
'It's a fixer-upper.'